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Hey, strong people, what do you do?

Guys, I know, it’s been rough lately, but look, my name’s Simon, I’m your waiter today, everything will be great, because I am SUPER HAPPY and PRETTY UNHINGED.

I always find that starting the day with a nice hot cup of way-too-strong coffee sets up the belly turmoil one needs to fling beverages around for 10 hours.

andylips:

Damn, she is so good. click this photo for more rad comics by Ramsey Beyer!

…all of the above.

andylips:

Damn, she is so good. click this photo for more rad comics by Ramsey Beyer!

…all of the above.

newoceanwaves:

wonkycactus:

ohmummywhatsasexpistol:

What if Lad Culture hadn’t taken off?
Read this just now in the TV guide as I made myself a cup of tea.
I adore Josie Long.

Josie Loooooooooong! <3

“issue 1: scottish marine biology”

Way to fill my pissed-off heart with warmth, jerk.

newoceanwaves:

wonkycactus:

ohmummywhatsasexpistol:

What if Lad Culture hadn’t taken off?

Read this just now in the TV guide as I made myself a cup of tea.

I adore Josie Long.

Josie Loooooooooong! <3

“issue 1: scottish marine biology”

Way to fill my pissed-off heart with warmth, jerk.

See there’s only one thing that ruling classes have ever wanted throughout all of history, and that’s everything. They want all the best lands, all the resources, all the greens, all the herds, all the gold, all the silver, everything. They want all the comforts and protections of civil life and all the amenities while having to pay none of the costs. They want everything, they want you to have all the burdens and they want all the privileges.
Michael Parenti - Lies, War and Empire (via onthenarrowingline)
oh the inanity.

oh the inanity.